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Best Movie Quotes From Clueless

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Clueless?

Since I know my readers are movie fanatics with a penchant for cinematic trivia, I'm introducing a new feature for you guys. Say hello to Buzz Line, a movie quote game where I name a flick and you tell me what your favorite line from the movie is. Your first assignment? The classically quotable Clueless.

Here are a few of my favorites to get you started, but I want you to comment now with your favorite quote! Have fun!

  • "You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet." — Cher
  • "Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns? They don't feel nothin' like steel." — Tai
  • "It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess." — Cher
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seventiessoul seventiessoul 5 years
This is one movie I honestly watch over & over. I own the VCR & DVD, plus have it recorded on my DVR...LOL Just can't get enough of Clueless. The quotes they use in this movie are classic. BIG THUMBS UP TO THE WRITER I love this movie.
care0531 care0531 6 years
I just cracked up reading all of the above quotes. I love this movie so much and now I have a need to watch it!
redchick152 redchick152 6 years
bahahaha, the entire movie just flashed thru my head as i was reading these. my girlfriend in 8th grade had a clueless book and in the back it had a dictionary w/ all the slang they used. i remember calling people Betties and Baldwins all the time!
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
"Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."--Cher "You're a virgin who can't drive."--Tai "If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him?"--Tai "The PC term is 'hymenally challenged'"--Dionne
missy1632 missy1632 6 years
Awww, these were great!!! Loved re-enacting them!!! Top quotes, LOVE them ALL!! I need to watch this movie again, ASAP.
bellakaoru bellakaoru 6 years
"I think I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn't say that, that Polonius guy did" "You don't understand, this is an Alyiah" "An a-what-a??" "He's like a totally important designer" "And I will totally shoot you in the head!"
WarEagleNurse WarEagleNurse 6 years
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you. As if! Whatever!
tsharp25 tsharp25 6 years
All of the above! Love Clueless!!
aeryn aeryn 6 years
"I feel like such a heffer. I had two bowls of special K, three pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, five peanut butter M&M's, and like, three pieces of licorice." "And, anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of you naked, and then they think of sex."
PopSugarTV PopSugarTV 6 years
for a time in 8th grade I regularly used, "as if!" and also referred to cute boys as "Baldwins," and my girlfriends as "Bettys." To this day I drop the "Monet" line and just last week when I was gathering items for local fire victims, I quoted, "Daddy, some people lost all their belongings, don't you think that includes athletic equipment?" Also, "What the hell is that?/A dress./Says who?/Says Calvin Klein!" always makes me crack up :)
Mtirado Mtirado 6 years
Mel: Do you know what time it is? Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy. I quote this regularly...
ambarella ambarella 6 years
What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet!
dannysf dannysf 6 years
And this:
dannysf dannysf 6 years
You could be a farmer in those clothes.
lyrical_angel lyrical_angel 6 years
Amber: Ms. Stoger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life. Cher: Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. Josh: Hey, in some parts of the universe, maybe not in contempo-casual, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world. Cher: Thank you Josh. I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again? Mel: Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again. Cher: They *are* your parents.
ForeverTaylor ForeverTaylor 6 years
Cher: Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances. Christian: I can see why. Cher: Old people can be so sweet. Cher: Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972. Cher: Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite. Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack? Murray: Woman, lend me fi' dollas. Dionne: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman". Murray: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne." Dionne: Thank you. Murray: Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones. Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy! Cher, Dionne: A what? Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying? Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even! Murray: Yes even, he's gay! Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.
Christian: Do you like Billy Holiday? Cher: I LOVE him LOVE IT
kimmieb124 kimmieb124 6 years
It's like that book I read in the 9th grade that said "'tis a far far better thing doing stuff for other people." -Cher "Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you." -Mel "Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times." -Cher "Do you know what time it is?" "A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy."
weffie weffie 6 years
"That's Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential." "You look like Pippi Longstocking." "Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?" "Someone Mel Gibson never played." "Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked!" "No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume."
tlsgirl tlsgirl 6 years
Oh, and "So, the flannel shirt deal - is that nod to the crispy Seattle weather or are you just trying to stay warm in front of the refrigerator?"
tlsgirl tlsgirl 6 years
"Daddy's a litigator. Those are the scariest kind of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. But he fights with me for free because I'm his daughter." "He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?" "Why would I listen to you anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive." "That was way harsh Tai." "Hello, that was a stop sign." "Duh, I totally paused." This is like, my favorite movie of all time. I'm not even really ashamed that I can speak along with it.
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