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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story?

I caught Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story on TV the other day and though I'd seen it before, it struck me how many quotes I use from the Ben Stiller/Vince Vaughn comedy. I still laugh about ESPN 8 — aka "The Ocho" — and the many outrageous inspirational phrases from dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan. Here are a few of my favorite lines, but what are yours?

  • "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." — Patches O'Houlihan
  • "I feel shocked." — Pepper Brooks
  • "Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?" — Peter La Fleur
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