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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Friends?

For this week's edition of Buzz Lines, we're reminiscing about one of the most-quoted TV shows of all time (for us, anyway): Friends. Ten long seasons with Joey, Chandler, Ross, Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe gave us a myriad of sassy one-liners and memorable barbs that we're still admittedly using today. We're getting you started with one from each friend, so check 'em out, then submit your own!

  • "Hi, I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?" — Joey
  • "You could not be more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful." — Ross
  • "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?" — Phoebe
  • "You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he came out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?" — Chandler
  • "Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?" — Monica
  • "Well, my fashion-impaired friends, I'm here to tell you that hats are back." — Rachel
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Tojo2412136 Tojo2412136 5 years
How you doing - Joey http://moviejit.com/2012/03/07/friends-how-you-doin/
jessy777 jessy777 6 years
I love Monica's I KNOW! or Rachel: It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal Chandler: I knew it
jessy777 jessy777 6 years
I love Monica's I KNOW! orRachel: It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big dealChandler: I knew it
pss pss 6 years
Ross: Mississippilessly? Rachel: And just so you know, it is not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal! Phoebe: We'll give you 10 dolars. Joey: Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day! Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime, or for evil? Monica: the camera adds 10 pounds.
pss pss 6 years
Ross: Mississippilessly? Rachel: And just so you know, it is not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal! Phoebe: We'll give you 10 dolars.Joey: Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day? Thursday! The third day!Chandler: Should I use my invisibility to fight crime, or for evil?Monica: the camera adds 10 pounds.
ejr ejr 6 years
ross: fajitasssss!! also, pivot is clearly one of the best episodes ever.
ejr ejr 6 years
ross: fajitasssss!!also, pivot is clearly one of the best episodes ever.
zeze zeze 6 years
Ross: "I'm a 12!!!" in the episode where he gets a spray tan.
TheEnchantedOne TheEnchantedOne 6 years
A LOT! My mind's going into overdrive just thinking about 'em all. Friends remains to be my number one favorite show. Ever! Reading the lines you guys posted brings back good mems :)
TheEnchantedOne TheEnchantedOne 6 years
A LOT! My mind's going into overdrive just thinking about 'em all. Friends remains to be my number one favorite show. Ever! Reading the lines you guys posted brings back good mems :)
Choco-cat Choco-cat 6 years
Joey: How YOU doing?
Choco-cat Choco-cat 6 years
Joey: How YOU doing?
bingbingboom bingbingboom 6 years
Janice: Oh. My. GodJoey: U-N-I SexRoss: Pivot it
bingbingboom bingbingboom 6 years
Janice: Oh. My. God Joey: U-N-I Sex Ross: Pivot it
kismekate kismekate 6 years
Phoebe: (singing) "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
jannam jannam 6 years
Ross: Unagi! Rachel: Ah, salmon skin roll. Ross: PIVOT! PIVOT! after eating Rachel's Shepherd's Pie/Trifle Ross: "That tastes like feet." Joey: "I like it." Ross: "Are you kidding?" Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood."
jannam jannam 6 years
Ross: Unagi!Rachel: Ah, salmon skin roll.Ross: PIVOT! PIVOT!after eating Rachel's Shepherd's Pie/TrifleRoss: "That tastes like feet."Joey: "I like it."Ross: "Are you kidding?"Joey: "What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? Goooooood."
Shannon-Vestal Shannon-Vestal 6 years
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
Shannon-Vestal Shannon-Vestal 6 years
Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!
jessicanicole156 jessicanicole156 6 years
@gypsy314 I love that episode and those lines! Joey's man purse episode is classic... Joey: But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man. Rachel: Exactly! Unisex! Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago. Rachel: No! No, Joey! U-N-I-sex. Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say no to that Rachel: Ya know I really thought I had hit rock bottom, but today it's like there's rock bottom, then 50 feet of crap then me.
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