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Best Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Napoleon Dynamite?

Last week's first look at the Napoleon Dynamite animated series inspired this week's installment of buzz lines! So now I'm asking: what's your favorite quote from the 2004 dry comedy Napoleon Dynamite? I know I quote it all the time, particularly the way Napoleon says "Gosh!"

Here are some of my faves to get you started, and then I want to hear your most quoted lines in the comments.

  • "I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." — Napoleon
  • "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter." — Kip
  • "Do the chickens have large talons?" — Napoleon
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Carri Carri 6 years
"Do the chickens have large talons" is a great one. I think my favorite is the way Pedro's sister says on the phone, "Your name is Napoleon?"
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
Oh my gosh, this movie is nothing but quote-worthy. "Make yourself a dang kessadilla." "Your mom goes to college." "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." "Do the chickens have large talons?" [to the wigs]- "That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior." [about the time machine]- "It works, Napoleon. You don't even know." "I caught you a delicious bass." I could list so many more, but I'll this comment will get too big.
limelindsey limelindsey 6 years
"What's a liger?" "It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic."
Liss1 Liss1 6 years
your mom goes to college. There are way too many to list that movie has tons of great ones :)
LaurenG22 LaurenG22 6 years
"I caught you a delicious bass."
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