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Best Quotes From Napoleon Dynamite

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Napoleon Dynamite?

October 18, 2010 by Entertainment

Last week's first look at the Napoleon Dynamite animated series inspired this week's installment of buzz lines! So now I'm asking: what's your favorite quote from the 2004 dry comedy Napoleon Dynamite? I know I quote it all the time, particularly the way Napoleon says "Gosh!"

Here are some of my faves to get you started, and then I want to hear your most quoted lines in the comments.

"I see you're drinking one percent. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." — Napoleon
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter." — Kip
"Do the chickens have large talons?" — Napoleon

Carri 6 years

"Do the chickens have large talons" is a great one. I think my favorite is the way Pedro's sister says on the phone, "Your name is Napoleon?"

postmodernsleaze 6 years

Oh my gosh, this movie is nothing but quote-worthy. "Make yourself a dang kessadilla." "Your mom goes to college." "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." "Do the chickens have large talons?" [to the wigs]- "That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior." [about the time machine]- "It works, Napoleon. You don't even know." "I caught you a delicious bass." I could list so many more, but I'll this comment will get too big.