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Best Quotes From South Park

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From South Park?

Matt Stone and Trey Parker's crude cartoon South Park has been coining memorably inappropriate phrases since before my parents would even let me watch the show. Though all the characters have some good quotes, a lot of the lines we're still muttering belong to the forever foul-mouthed Cartman — and one inarticulate guidance counselor. Here are our favorite (clean) lines, let us know what yours are below!

  • "Respect mah authoritah!" — Cartman
  • "Mmmmkay." — Mr. Mackey
  • "Whateva, I do what I want." — Cartman

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GRMM GRMM 5 years
"Hey! Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to your kind 'round here!" or better, and from the same episode... "Hey! We don't take kindly to people who don't take kindly 'round here! ... Wait."   or how bout a shout out to that "dum dum dum" song from All About Mormons?
Becky-Kirsch Becky-Kirsch 5 years
Ya i want the cheezy poofs...
jadenirvana jadenirvana 5 years
I would have to go with Cartman's rendition of Lady Gaga Poker Face. "Can't read mah.." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSEST-oQH68
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