Now that the second season of Scream Queens [1] is upon us, we're more than thrilled to get back into the world of spoiled Chanels, masked murderers, and of course, witty banter. Last year, we became obsessed with Chanel Oberlin's harshest burns [2] throughout the season, but she's not the only one who's dishing out grade-A sass. Feel free to peruse and abuse all the following quotes to your heart's content . . . idiot hookers are not a prerequisite.

When You Can't Find Anyone to Go Home With and You're Over It

When That Hot Guy You Like Tries to Ghost on You

When a Hater Tries You and You Start Planning Their Demise

When You're Looking at Yourself in the Mirror After a Very Wild Night

When You're Not Sure If You Have Enough Money in Your Account to Cover That Margarita

When You Get to Chipotle and They're Out of Guacamole

When You're Drunk and Hungry and Everything's Closed

The Very Second Things Get Interesting

When It's Clearly Fall and Starbucks Hasn't Changed Their Menu Yet

When Your Friend Shondell Has a Knife in Her Throat

When You've Just Said a Bunch of Things and You Want to Make Sure You're Understood

When Your Friend Shows You Their Favorite Scary Movie but You're Dead Inside

When You Get to Brunch With Your Mom and She Has the Hot Gossip

When You Have a Rich, Hot Body, and You're Trying to Stop Something From Happening

When You Find Out Your Crush Is Already Dating Someone

When You Have a Reputation For Making Out With Hot Dogs but That Was One Time

When Your Bestie Casually Dishes Out the Clapback of the Century

When Grandma Tells You She Misses You

When You're Curious About Whether or Not Someone Has Heard

When You're Dealing With a Breakup and None of Your Friends Seem to Care

When You Close at 9:00 P.M. and a Customer Enters at 8:58

When It's Monday

When It's the Hottest Day of the Summer and You Just Want to Look Cute

When Your Friend Went a Little Too Hard and Your Jam Comes On

When All Your Friends Are Caught Up on Certain Drama and You're Still in the Dark

When Some Peasant Doesn't Really Understand How It Is

When Someone Tells You There Aren't Any Dinosaurs in Hell and You're Beside Yourself

When You're "Sorry"

When Your Worst Enemy Hits a Stroke of Bad Luck

When Someone Asks If You're Too Full For Dessert

When You Show Up to Office Hours For That Professor You've Been Crushing On

When Someone Says They're "Dying" One Too Many Times

When Your Friend Says They Don't Like Chocolate

When You're Third-Wheeling With Your 2 Good-Looking Friends

Anytime Anyone Mentions the Year 1989

When Your Mom Tells You to Smile For the Annual Thanksgiving Picture and You're Just Done

When Your Friend Is Speeding and You're Not Totally Comfortable With It

When You Finally Decide to Get Real With Your Casually Racist Co-Worker

When Someone Knows What They Say