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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Seinfeld?

Usually buzz lines is the provenance of beloved movies, but for this week's challenge, I thought we'd focus on a TV show that's just as quotable as any film: Seinfeld! The iconic show lasted nine seasons, which has afforded us many lines of dialogue to be repeated over and over (sometimes I'm not even aware I'm quoting it). Let's get this rolling — read the first few quotes I've put in below, then tell me what Seinfeld lines are your favorites to quote!

  • "Not that there's anything wrong with that." — Jerry
  • "These pretzels are making me thirsty." — Kramer
  • "Get OUT!" — Elaine
whats-her-name whats-her-name 6 years
"I'm speechless. I have no speech." "No soup for you!" "But I don't wanna be a pirate!"
aeryn aeryn 6 years
You're the grease monkey. You got a question? Just ask the 8-ball! That monkey's alright. High Five! And basically anything else said by David Putty. Ever.
OhSoSmitho OhSoSmitho 6 years
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.......I could get carried away with this quiz btw :)
OhSoSmitho OhSoSmitho 6 years
Maybe the dingo ate your baby?
katiekat95 katiekat95 6 years
"These pretzels are making me THIRSTY!"- when Jerry says it at the rental car place....cracks me up
kismekate kismekate 6 years
"Again with the sweatpants? You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'"
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