Zoolander is so hot right now, with Zoolander 2 [1] now in theaters. The new film has an all-star cast [2], and we're becoming so nostalgic for the original movie. In honor of the sequel, we're revisiting the reasons we love it, and at the top of our list has to be all of its quotable lines. Here are the Zoolander quotes we're still using all the time — and when you can use them, too.

When No One Is Listening to You

When You Need a Starbucks Run

When Someone Tells a Dumb Story

When Someone Is Trying to Get Crazy With You

When Anyone Says the Word "Bulimic"

When Something Is Tiny

When "Excuse Me" Isn't Good Enough

When You Have a Cough

When There's Some Hot New Person on the Scene

When You Need a Great Insult

When You Need a Great Comeback

When It's a Walk-Off

When Someone Doesn't Know the Correct Terminology For a Male Mermaid

When Billy Zane Is on Hand, Giving Great Advice

When They're Break-Dance Fighting!

When You're Questioning Your Memory

When You're Looking in the Mirror

When Someone Doubts Your Intelligence

When You Don't Get Someone's Joke

When You Need to Yell at Someone

When You Need to Shut Someone Down

When You Need the Right Words to Describe Water

When Something Blows Your Mind

When You Can Help