The Big Bang Theory [1] is wrapping up its ninth season of nerdy jokes and puns that appeal exclusively to rocket scientists. Sheldon (Jim Parsons), Leonard (Johnny Galecki), and Penny (Kaley Cuoco, who has been steaming up the red carpet recently [2]) have provided us with many awkward moments and just as many great comebacks to remedy them. Take a look to find out how to handle any and every uncomfortable situation.
When Someone Asks Your Due Date but You're Not Pregnant
When Your Boyfriend Gets You a Blender For Valentine's Day
When Your Friend Is Mad at You but You Don't Want to Be in a Fight
When You Go to a Party and Don't Know Anyone So You Have to Make New Friends
Whenever You Log Onto Twitter and See There's a New Feud
When You Find Yourself in a Group of People Who Don't "Get" Harry Potter
When Your Blind Date Tells You He Doesn't Watch TV
When Your One Friend Tells You That Your Other Friend Has Been Talking About You
When You Accidentally Send Your Crush an Incriminating Text Meant For Your BFF
When the Elevator Door Closes on You but You Fight It and Win
When People Invite You to Do Something and You Don't Want to but You're Trying to Make Friends
When People Are Talking About the Sports They Played in School and You Feel Like You Need to Contribute to the Conversation
When Your Friend Plays a Big Word in Words With Friends and You Ask What It Means
When Your Boss Tells You That You Need to Be More Personable
When You Don't Realize Until Halfway Through the Day That Your Underwear Is Inside Out
When You Find That Unwashed Tupperware From 3 Weeks Ago in Your Desk Drawer
When You See Someone Left a Mean Message on Your BFF's Facebook Photo
When You Make a Pun That You Think Is Hilarious but No One Else Seems To Agree
When Your Friends Go Out Without You and "Forget" to Tell You
When Your Political Uncle Starts Talking About Trump
When a Dude Offers You a Ride on His Motorcycle and You Want to Be Cool About It
When You Meet Your Boyfriend's Dog and She Growls at You
When Your Ex Decides They Want Another Chance but You're Already Over It
When Your Credit Card Is Declined and You Feel Like You Need to Distract the Cashier
When You Visit Your Grandparents and You're the Youngest Person at the Retirement Home
When You Find Out Your High School Nemesis Is Getting Married Before You
When You Ask Your Neighbor About Their Day but Then They Actually Want to Talk About It
When Someone Finally Tells You There's Something in Your Teeth
When You Realize Your Co-Worker Didn't Tell You About the Toilet Paper Stuck to Your Shoe
When You Accidentally "Like" Your Ex's Status on Facebook Then Quickly Unlike It
When You Finally Succumb to Your Fate as a Cat Lady
But Then You Just Remember:
