Blue Ivy Carter has accomplished more things in her five years on earth [1] than I will in my entire lifetime, a fact that I, a mere mortal, dutifully accepted the minute she was born. Beyoncé and JAY-Z's oldest has walked red carpets [2], has gone on wildly lavish vacations [3], has clearly inherited her mom's dance moves [4], and will likely one day, as Parks and Recreation once predicted [5], own an airline called Jet Blue Ivy. On top of all that, Blue is also coming for her father's hip-hop crown, which she proves on one of the three bonus tracks for his latest album, 4:44. [6]
Blue Ivy rapping on 4:44 pic.twitter.com/jC7PpJWg5a [7]
— Beyoncé Aus 🤰🏽 (@BeyonceAUS) July 7, 2017 [8]
JAY-Z included the bonus tracks in honor of 4:44 being released on iTunes and Apple Music on Thursday night, including "Blue's Freestyle/We Family." While a lot of the lines are gibberish (or possibly just in another language that only people with at least a million dollars in their bank accounts can understand), there's one that comes across crystal clear: "Never seen a ceiling in my whole life." Naturally, the internet lost it.
me @ miss Blue Ivy's freestyle even though I'm not entirely sure what baby girl is saying pic.twitter.com/sf4ok7QMMo [10]
— ♛ (@beytrash) July 7, 2017 [11]
Blue Ivy: "fjjdjs!"
Me: pic.twitter.com/gfP2LrnxSt [12]— ChampagnePetty (@__Dutch) July 7, 2017 [13]
Blue ivy: cjxkdnsbfksbdb and tbsksjsbsbfkf sks
Actually me: pic.twitter.com/oasiEfS1RN [14]— quinta b. (@quintabrunson) July 7, 2017 [15]
When Kanye realizes it's time to put North West in the studio after hearing Blue Ivy... pic.twitter.com/18A671geK1 [16]
— Percy Mack (@Nicktheegr8) July 7, 2017 [17]
Blue Ivy: "Never seen a didnsusnsidjdjdrjdj in my whole life
Me: pic.twitter.com/KTmEKqHBxm [18]— Moncada/Robert 2020 (@Scott_CEOofSUH) July 7, 2017 [19]
Can you imagine a blue ivy track produced by ASAHD? The revolution is starting, folks. Tell your faves goodbye while you have a chance to.
— panny phantom🌻✨ (@xanpireslayer) July 7, 2017 [20]
yall talm bout boom shakalaka but we not gonna ignore Blue Ivy sayin "never seen a ceiling in my whole life"
AKA THE SKY IS THE LIMIT pic.twitter.com/qKClCo5pY8 [21]— Prettyboi Barz ;( (@BarzdaLyricist) July 7, 2017 [22]
Blue: never seen a ceiling
Me: pic.twitter.com/V3DmbWKe5o [23]— vern (@DopeChubbyChick) July 7, 2017 [24]
Me trying to learn blue ivy rap pic.twitter.com/kIa5thbOP1 [25]
— Ashley🍭 (@ashleyyxoxo___) July 7, 2017 [26]
Blue Ivy: Everything a singaaa everything a shacka, everything a shacka. boom shaka laka, boom shaka laka. pic.twitter.com/ZakzacXQdf [27]
— Kazeem Famuyide (@RealLifeKaz) July 7, 2017 [28]
did Blue say "never seen a ceiling in my whole life"... QUEEN OF LIVING THE LUXURIOUS LIFE
— 🔱 trinity fliehr 🔱 (@ritallah) July 7, 2017 [29]
Now we just have to wait until the twins [30] start talking . . .