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Bridget Jones's Diary Movie Quotes

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Bridget Jones's Diary?

Bridget Jones's Diary follows the life of a British singleton (Renée Zellweger) who is looking for love. Along the way, she embarrasses herself quite a bit and meets a few despicable men, but she always manages to come out on top with some killer lines that anyone — single or attached — can find humor in. Check out some of my favorite lines from the 2001 film below, and then chime in with your own below!

  • "This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers." — Bridget Jones
  • "I realize that when I met you at the turkey curry buffet, I was unforgivably rude and wearing a reindeer jumper." — Mark Darcy
  • "Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess with a very bad man between her thighs." — Bridget Jones
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Danny-Feekes Danny-Feekes 5 years
"At least now that I'm in my 30s, I can hold my liquor." "Instead, I choose vodka. And Chaka Khan." "It all began on New Years day, in my 32nd year of being single."
awesomepants awesomepants 5 years
omg these comments are SO cute. You guys totally said all of the good ones but I must agree with ChelMarie, the movie is perfect. I love watching it when it's snowing outside. "Thank you, Daniel, that is very good to know. But if staying here means working within 10 yards of you, frankly, I'd rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein's ass."
bexatious bexatious 5 years
"Where the f**k's the f**king tuna? This is Bridget Jones from Sit Up Britain... searching for tuna." I use it constantly, substituting whatever I'm looking for instead of tuna. And, yes I acutally do say Bridget Jones, instead of my name.
jadenirvana jadenirvana 5 years
ChelMarie: must agree, this movie is PERFECT. "Having children isn't all it's cracked up to be. Given the chance, I'm not sure I'd have them again." "Britian is about to lose one of its top people! Top persons, really." "At Situp Britian, you'll never get sacked for shagging the boss. That's a matter of principle!"
ChelMarie ChelMarie 5 years
This movie is PERFECT. "F-ck me, I love Keats." "Wait a minute, nice boys don't kiss like that..." "Oh yes they f-cking do." "I like you, very much." "Ah, apart from the smoking and the drinking, the vulgar mother and... ah, the verbal diarrhea." "No, I like you very much. Just as you are." Trust me, I could go on for days. Love this movie!
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