- Paul: "Dude it's a scooter, we're going 10 miles per hour. Why are you screaming?"
Jason: "Wooooooooooooooo. . . ."
- "No, this is NOT just like that scene in Dumb and Dumber! You're gonna have to hold it, man!"
- "I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!!"
- Paul: "Please tell me we're not going to Aspen."
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