It's been over a year since Avengers: Age of Ultron came out, but the battle for the sexiest Avenger rages on. Sometimes we can't believe our eyes when we see how sexy Chris Evans is as Captain America [1], but then we see him alongside Hemsworth in one of the Avengers movies and get majorly confused. There's a fair way to analyze this evidence: look at Thor's sexiest moments. Then we should be able to declare a winner . . . or not, because they are both so damn hot. Oh well, we tried! In honor Hemsworth's brithday this week, here are the sexiest moments of Hemsworth's Thor days. Buckle up.

When He's Just Thor Being Thor

When He's a Winkmaster

When His Abs Make Your Eyes Pop Out Like a Cartoon Character

When He's All Gentlemanly and Stuff

Even When He's Chewing, Somehow

When He Kisses the Crap Out of Jane

When He Grabs That Hammer and You Wish You Were That Hammer

When He's All Sexy in the Rain

And in Really Any Inclement Weather

Whem He Just Spins That Hammer

When He Grins Like a Normal Dude

When He's All Firm About the Apocalypse

When He Pelvic-Hugs Jane All the Way to Asgard

When He's This Carefree Party Boy

When He's Scared but Like Scared-Sexy

When He Smiles For Instagram

When He Kinda Looks Like Brad Pitt

When He Doesn't Have to Do a Damn Thing

When He . . . This Back . . .

When He Flies Like a Boss

When We'd Do Anything to Be Natalie Portman

No but Really — Anything