There are tons of holiday movies on Netflix [1], but a special crop, like It's a Wonderful Life and a few choice others, play endlessly on TV on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. This special group of films includes A Christmas Story. The 1983 film, which has definitely earned its spot as one of the most quotable Christmas movies [2], is in the holiday movie canon for a reason. To prove it, we're presenting the crucial life lessons we've learned from watching it every year.

Nothing Beats a Triple Dog Dare

You Can, in Fact, Get Your Tongue Stuck to a Pole

You'll Put Your Arms Down When You Get to School

Don't Trust Your Teachers

Don't Trust Santa Either

Never Underestimate the Importance of Learning a Second Language

The Holidays Can Be a Stressful Time of Year

Don't Be Afraid to Dream

It's OK to Curse Under Your Breath

It's Not OK, However, to Curse in Front of Your Parents

Punishment by Soap Is the Worst Punishment There Is

Soap Poisoning Is Totally, Definitely a Real Thing

Don't Pick on the Nerdy Kid

Any Gift Aunt Clara Sends You Is Going to Be the Worst

Always Tell It Like It Is

Don't Take Crap From Anyone (Even If You Look Like a Pink Nightmare)

If Christmas Is a Disaster, Find the Nearest Chinese Restaurant