You're not dreaming: Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, and Javier Bardem are all in one movie together: The Counselor. The hotness doesn't stop there; Cameron Diaz and Penélope Cruz also costar in director Ridley Scott's thriller, which follows a lawyer (Fassbender) who gets pulled into drug trafficking. The teaser doesn't offer a whole lot in the way of exposition, aside from Cruz kittenishly asking, "Have you been bad?" and Pitt making abstract statements that establish him as the film's villain. It's not much, but when the dialogue delivery is this hot, I'll take it.
Aside from the presence of all this attractiveness, the movie has another thing going for it: it was written by novelist Cormac McCarthy, who also wrote the screenplay for No Country For Old Men. I need to see more from this movie (more Pitt, more Fassbender, more everything), but I'll settle for this for now. The Counselor comes out Oct. 25, and you can watch the teaser after the jump.