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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Dumb and Dumber?

This week's installment of buzz lines is going to revolve around one of the greatest comedies of our time (arguably): Dumb and Dumber. As Harry and Lloyd, Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey have some of the most brilliantly stupid lines in cinema, many of which are eminently repeatable. Do you have a favorite quote from the movie? I'm listing a few to get you started, so check those out and then list your faves in the comments!

  • "We got no food, no jobs . . . our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!" — Lloyd
  • "Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this . . . and totally redeem yourself!" — Harry
  • "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" — Lloyd
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lizlee89 lizlee89 6 years
wow, where to start - considering this is my favorite comedy of all time (I'm not kidding). you covered three of my favorites already; here are some more: "That's a lovely accent you have - New Jersey?" "Austria?! Well, then, g'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the bar-b!" "Why you going to the airport? Flying somewhere?" so many more...
amofoz amofoz 6 years
"I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart!"
PopSugarTV PopSugarTV 6 years
All of those are soooo good, but I do in fact incorporate, "Samsonite! I was WAY off" into my conversations on a regular basis
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
Oh, I forgot, "I desperately want to make love to a school boy."
postmodernsleaze postmodernsleaze 6 years
MOCK yeah ING yeah BIRD yeah YEAH yeah!
Molly-Goodson Molly-Goodson 6 years
Samsonite! I was WAY off.
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