ICYMI, Etsy is a freakin' treasure trove for random yet hysterical products. Golden Girls-themed prayer candles [1]? Etsy's got 'em. Curse-word-adorned doormats [2]? Pshh, it's selling plenty. Sequin pillows with Dwight Schrute's face plastered on them? Yep, Etsy has those, too, and they're absolutely glorious.
These funny couch toppers feature reversible sequin scales [3] that, when brushed over, reveal your favorite assistant (to the) regional manager [4] staring back at you in all his beet-loving glory. As far as we're concerned, whoever had the idea to make a Dwight version of these pillows deserves all of Michael Scott's Dundies. Shop the shiny cushions ahead, and you'll likely feel overcome with the urge to rewatch The Office [5] . . . again.
This One Shows Off Dwight's Glorious Laughing Face
Dwight Schrute Laughing Sequin Pillow in Black [7] ($27-$36)
You Can Also Buy It in Red, If That Color Is More Your Cup of Tea
Dwight Schrute Laughing Sequin Pillow in Red [8] ($28-$33)
This One Displays the Many Faces of Dwight . . .
Dwight Schrute Faces Sequin Pillow [9] ($23-$28)
. . . Yes, Including That Time He Cut Off the CPR Dummy's Face
Dwight Schrute Faces Sequin Pillow [10] ($23-$28)
You Can Also Choose Rose Gold Sequins For This Pillow
Dwight Schrute Serious Face Sequin Pillow [11] ($27-$36)
Surprise! Etsy Is Also Selling Michael Scott Sequin Pillows
Michael Scott World's Best Boss Sequin Pillow [12] ($27-$36)
There's a Prison Mike Option, Too — Because of COURSE There Is
Prison Mike Sequin Pillow [13] ($27-$36)