One of our favorite stars, Diane Keaton [1], turned 70 this week. Not only is she a legendary actress, she plays a part in one of the greatest girl-power movies of all time: The First Wives Club. In case you don't know, Goldie Hawn, Keaton, and Bette Midler are reteaming [2] for a comedy series. It's called Divination, and they're starring as former members of a girl group who reunite after 30 years. Before we can even start to wrap our brains around this news, we must pay homage to the movie that originally brought these three amazing talents together. The film was a hit in 1998, and it continues to live on as one of the most watchable (and quotable!) comedies of all time. Who can resist Hawn, Keaton, and Midler as women bent on exacting revenge on their jerky ex-husbands? No one. The answer is no one. In honor of the upcoming show, we're revisiting the lines from the movie that sum up your Saturday night in. (Because going out sucks.)

When You're Trying to Explain to Your Friends That You Have Zero Desire to Leave Your Home

When You Realize There's No Real Food in Your House

When Your Favorite Restaurant Isn't Open For Delivery

When You're Trying to See If Freeheld Is On-Demand Yet

Then When You Just Settle on Watching Clueless Again

When You Order a Bottle of Wine to Go With Your Delivery Food

Then When You Explain to the Delivery Person Why You Did It

When Your Delivery Food Comes and You're Trying to Figure Out What's a Garnish

When You're Looking For Your Utensils but Literally Everything Is Dirty

When You're FaceTiming With Your Best Friend About Your Other Best Friend

When You're Scavenging Through Your Cabinets Looking For Dessert

When Your Friends Call to Say They're Having a Really Good Time Out on the Town

When You're Adding Up How Much You're Spending on Antiaging Products

When You're Shopping Online and There's a Sale

When You Travel All the Way to the Corner Store, and There's No Cherry Garcia

When Your Friends Come Over and Are Kind of Worried

The Next Night When You Realize There's So Much More Netflix to Watch

Basically, This Is You All the Time When You're at Home Alone