Is simply looking at pictures from the set of Fifty Shades Darker [1] not enough for you? Do you need some context as to what exactly is going on between Christian (Jamie Dornan) [2] and Ana (Dakota Johnson) [3]? If you have't read the books, you might be completely in the dark(er) as to what comes next. Don't go into the next installment [4] blind(folded)! Here's an educated guess as to what Christian and Ana could be saying to each other in the scenes below. Disclaimer: none of this is serious.

Ana: "I can't believe you ordered the tilapia. I bet it's a week old."

Ana: "I think I left the oven on."

Christian: "Did you see that? That guy didn't even clean up after his dog."

Ana: "I know you said no Ugg boots in the red room but you have to give me a little wiggle room here."

Christian: "I love you, even though you've had those Ugg boots since high school and, honestly, they're pretty rank."

Ana: "Kiss me, you fool."

Christian: "It just slipped out. What did you want me to do? Hold it in and be uncomfortable?"

Christian: "I didn't think it would smell as bad as it did."

Ana: "Yeah, well, it did. Where has the romance gone?"

Ana: "All I wanted was chocolate croissant, and the guy in front of me took the last one."

Ana: "What kind of world do we even live in?"

Christian: "I will buy you a bakery. Just chill yourself."

Ana: "You didn't even notice my new jacket. It's like you don't even look at me."

Christian: "Oh, I look at you all right."

Ana: "There's lipstick literally all over your face."