The time-honored millennial tradition of going to brunch [1] weekend after weekend is an expensive, ill-advised habit. It's fun, to be sure, but it usually ends in food babies and disaster. Much like the show Game of Thrones [2] — which is just about to conclude its rollercoaster ride of a sixth season [3] — you cycle through various emotions. You feel regret (at how much you ate), happiness (after your fifth mimosa), murderous rage (when the waiter says they can't split the bill), and despair (when you realize that your wallet is now empty). Keep reading to see every painful stage we all suffer through to get our fill of unlimited breakfast food on Sundays, and check out the hilarious Game of Thrones quotes [4] you can use in your everyday life.

When You Wake Up After Saturday Night Out and Your Stomach Is Already Rumbling

When You Realize It's Rumbling Not Because You're Hungry, but Because of Something Else

When You Feel Like Your Body Has Ultimately Given Up on You

When Suddenly, Like a Bacon-Scented Beacon From the Heavens, You Get a Text From a Friend Asking You to Brunch

When You Know You'll Have to Do Some Major Rallying to Get There

When You Have to Lie and Tell Your Roommate You Can't Go to the Gym Because You're Too Sick

When They Leave, and You Immediately Run Out the Door at Full Speed at the Mere Thought of Breakfast Food

When You Discover Your Friend Picked a Restaurant Without Unlimited Mimosas

When They Try to Explain to You That It's Better Because It Has Instagram-Worthy Bagels, but You're Having None of Their Sh*t

When Your Friend Walks Into the Restaurant With the Annoying Dude They Went Home With Last Night

When You've Been Waiting For a Table For an Hour Already

When Everyone Is Trying to Talk to You but You're Too Hungry to Care

When Your Friend Tells You Orange Juice Is Bad For Hangovers, but Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

When the Waiter Asks If You Need a Moment to Look Over the Menu and You're Just Like

When Your One Friend Says She's Just Going to Get Fruit and Granola and You All Look at Her Like

When They Finally Bring You Your Food and You're in Such a State of Intense Bliss You Can't Control Your Behavior

When the Waiter Asks If You'd Like an Extra Side of Home Fries

When You Start Eating and Turn Into an Actual Savage

When You Take a Sip of Your Friend's Bloody Mary and It's Entirely Too Spicy

When the Bill Comes and the Only Thing in Your Wallet Is the Stench of Regret and Bad Decisions

When You All Leave the Restaurant and You Have to Keep the Drunkest One in Check

When You Get Home and Realize Everything You'd Put Into Your Body Over the Last 24 Hours Was a Mistake

When All You Can Do Is Look in the Mirror and Scream at Your Reflection

When the Food Coma Finally Hits and You Melt Into Your Bed, Never to Be Seen Again