Selina Meyer [1] and her malfunctioning staff are back up for Emmys [2] for season five of Veep [3]. In the world of the show, foul-mouthed, egocentric bullying is how stuff gets done, and while the satire may sometimes hit a little too close to home in the current election [4], we're still laughing harder than ever at Veep's outrageous antics and blistering insults. Because, let's be real — we all secretly wish we could behave like this every now and then.

When on a Tight Deadline, Prioritize

Exude a Sense of Quiet Confidence

Ghosting Someone Works in the Professional World, Too

Leverage Your Resources

Handle Crises With Grace and Tact

Only You Know What You're Truly Capable Of

Find the Silver Lining

Make Others Feel Heard

Never Give Up

Take Criticism in Stride

Prepare Some Conversation Starters That Can Be Used in Any Situation

Recognize Your Weaknesses

Take a Vested Interest in Your Co-Workers

Ask Questions Instead of Giving Direct Orders

Be Honest and Sincere in Your Appreciation of Others' Ideas

When You're Wrong, Admit It Quickly and Emphatically

Pick Up on Nonverbal Cues

Use Natural, Appropriate Facial Expressions

Treat Your Inferiors the Same Way You Treat Your Equals

Always Have a Contingency Plan

Wish Others Well

Offer Constructive, Actionable Solutions

And Finally, Dress For Success