Game of Thrones' episode two might be even more exciting than the season six premiere [1], given that the best thing ever [2] happens. But besides that, tons of other stuff goes down, and even though we're still freaking out about that final reveal, we have to break down our reactions to every freaking amazing minute of this show. Let's go.
When We First See Bran and the 3-Eyed Raven
When They're Seeing the Flashback of Little Ned and His Siblings
When Hodor Is a Real Boy Who Speaks
When Arya Is Getting Beat Up Yet Again
When Jaquen Reveals Himself and Arya Gives Him the Answer He Wants
When That Peasant Is Bragging About Showing Cersei His Junk
And the Frankenmountain Slams His Head Into the Wall
When Jaime Threatens the High Sparrow and the High Sparrow Brings on His Army
When the Wildlings Storm Castle Black With a Giant
And They Only Need Like 5 Seconds to Make the Night's Watch Surrender
When Ramsay Kills His Own Father, the Scary Roose Bolton
When Ramsay Feeds Walda and Her Newborn to the Dogs
When Tyrion Says "That's What I Do. I Drink, and I Know Things."
When Tyrion Says He Wants to Free Daenerys's Dragons
When Tyrion Is Sweet-Talking Daenerys’s Dragons
When Balon Greyjoy Comes Back and Is Immediately Thrown Off a Bridge but There's Been So Many Other Brutal Deaths in This Season
When Brienne Asks Sansa What Happened at Winterfell
When Theon Leaves Sansa
When Davos Approaches Melisandre to Bring Jon Back
When She Is Acting Like She Can't Do It
When Melisandre Starts Cleaning Jon and Chanting and Cutting His Hair
When She Is Cutting a Little Bit Too Much Hair Off
When Nothing Happens
When Ghost Wakes Up
When Jon Takes His First Breath and Opens His Eyes
OMGWTF!!!