Major spoilers for the most recent episode below!
Not only is the most recent episode of Game of Thrones immensely entertaining and action-packed, but it also manages to disprove quite a few theories that have been floating around as of late. First up, we learn that Arya is definitely the one who got stabbed [1] last week, putting to bed any theories that it was actually Jaquen H'ghar or the Waif in disguise. On top of that revelation, it seems like Cleganebowl [2] might never come to pass, thanks to Tommen's decision to outlaw trial by combat in Westeros. "No One" contains plenty more jaw-dropping moments, so check them out below, and then see the preview for next week's episode [3].
When Lady Crane Finds Arya Calmly and Quietly Bleeding Out in the Playhouse
And Then Ties a Scarf Around Arya's Waist, Magically Stopping the Bleeding and Healing Her Giant Stab Wounds
I mean, you're happy about it, but still.
When the Hound Stumbles Upon a Group of Men in the Forest and Dismembers Them All in Under 10 Seconds
When Varys Leaves Meereen on a Mission to Find Ships and Has a Sad Goodbye With Tyrion
When Lancel Lannister and Other Soldiers of the Faith Militant Come For Cersei and She Tells Them, "I Choose Violence"
And Then the Mountain Rips One of the Soldiers' Heads Off to Prove Her Point
When Brienne and Jaime Are Having a Heated Chat at Riverrun and You Can't Decide If You Ship Them, or Her and Tormund
It's a toss-up, to be honest.
When Brienne Tells Jaime, "Honor Compels Me to Fight For Sansa's Kin, to Fight You," and Your Heart Drops
When You Think the Blackfish Is Going to Help Sansa's Cause For a Second, but Then He Turns to Brienne and He's Like "Nah"
When Tommen Forbids the Practice of Trial by Combat and Says Cersei Will Stand Trial From a Group of Septons Instead
When the Look of Shock, Betrayal, and Despair on Cersei's Face Is Too Much to Handle
When Grey Worm Looks at the Glass of Wine Tyrion Offers Him How You Look at Someone Who Says They Only Drink Decaf Coffee
When Tyrion Reveals All He Wants to Do in Life Is Have His Own Vineyard, Meaning He's Basically a Real Housewife
"I'll call it 'The Imp's Delight.'"
When Edmure Tully Gives Jaime Some Real Talk About How the Lannisters Have Treated the Starks
"How do you live with yourself? How do you tell yourself that you're decent after everything that you've done?"
When Jaime Responds by Threatening to Launch Edmure's Son From a Catapult
When One of the Blackfish's Soldiers Decides to Let Edmure Into the Castle, Even Though It's Clearly a Trap
When the Blackfish Is Killed in Battle and You Look at Your Roommate Like
When Jaime Sees Brienne Sneaking Away From Riverrun but Doesn't Send His Men After Her Because Their Love Is Real
When a Fleet of Ships From Slaver's Bay Starts Attacking Meereen and Daenerys Arrives Just in the Nick of Time
When the Hound Meets Up With the Brotherhood Without Banners and Then Casually Whips Out His Penis to Pee
What could an alliance between the Hound and Beric Dondarrion mean?
When the Waif Kills Lady Crane in the Nastiest Way Possible and Then Starts Chasing Arya
When You Can't Figure Out How Arya Is Performing Such Intense Parkour With Two Holes in Her Torso, but It's Whatever
When You Genuinely Start to Worry That Arya Is Going to Be Murdered by Someone With Such a Heinous Haircut
But Then Arya Lures the Waif to the Cellar Where She's Been Keeping Needle and Takes Her Down
When Arya Puts the Waif's Face on the Wall For Jaquen H'ghar to See and Then Tells Him She's Done With the Faceless Men
"A girl is Arya Stark of Winterfell, and I'm going home."
When the Episode Ends and You Can't Wait to See All the Game of Thrones Theories the Internet Is Going to Come Up With Next
