Season six of Game of Thrones [1] has finally arrived. After months of speculating about Jon Snow [2] and theorizing on every last remark made by the cast [3], we finally got to watch the season premiere, and man, it's a doozy. We get answers about Jon Snow [4]! We get to catch up with most of the characters we know and love! (Or love to hate, in Cersei's case [5].) There are some shocking deaths! Basically, the premiere is everything we've been hoping for, plus some very unexpected nudity. Like, really didn't see that coming. Here are 23 moments we all probably reacted to the exact same way.
When We See Jon Snow, Dead
When Ghost Is Howling For His Dad and You Know He's Dead
When Melisandre Touches His Face and He's Just Dead AF
When Ramsay Is Mourning Myranda
When Reek, er, Theon and Sansa Go in the Frozen River
Then They Have to Snuggle Together For Warmth
When They're Captured
But Brienne Comes to Their Rescue
When Theon Saves Podrick by Stabbing That Guy
When Brienne Pledges Herself to Sansa and She Accepts
When Cersei Is Crying Over Myrcella
When We See Margaery in Her Cell
When Ellaria Kills Prince Doran
Then When the Sand Snakes Kill Trystane
When the Sons of the Harpy Basically Set the Whole Harbor Afire
When the Dothraki Man Whips Daenerys
When She Plays the "Widow of Khal Drogo" Card
And They Sentence Her to Live With All the Other Widows
When Arya Is Blind and Begging
Then She Attempts to Fight
Just kidding, but she'll get there.
When Melisandre Gets Naked
And Suddenly She's Super Old and Just Goes to Bed
And Then It Just ENDS
Thank you for that image, Game of Thrones. Here's what we know about Melisandre's age [6], and how someone may have seen her true form before [7], in case you're wondering.