George Clooney [1] loves Stephen Colbert [2] so much that he showed up for the very first episode of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, even though he had absolutely nothing to plug — well, maybe not nothing. The A-lister brought up his upcoming (fake) movie, Decision Strike, a thriller in which he makes love to women and defuses bombs. Oh, George, what a card! The clips are pretty funny, especially the one with Clooney hanging off the side of an airplane (not really), à la Tom Cruise [3].