Home Alone has so many great moments [1], but the movie really stays with us all year because of its quotable lines. It may be one of the essential holiday movies [2], but like Elf quotes [3], you can use the McCallister family's dialogue year-round. To that end, we have the best Home Alone quotes here — and how you can use them IRL.
At the End of a Terrible Tinder Date
When Your Roommate Hasn't Loaded the Dishwasher in Days
When You're on a Diet and Your BF Orders French Fries
After Your Roommate Eats All Your Cheese
Your First Night in Your Own Place
When You Spot a Cute Guy at Your Favorite Lunch Place
Tipping Your Bartender
When the H&M Employee Tries to Barge in to Your Dressing Room
When Someone Comes to Visit You When You're Sick
When You're Drunk and Your Uber Driver Just Needs Your Address
On Thursday Nights
Swiping Left
Waking Up With a Hangover
Yelling at Pedestrians
Explaining to Your Family Why You're Single
Literally the Whole Time You're Dating a Guy Named Kevin
Before Meeting Your New Boo's Parents
"This is it. Don't get scared now."
When Your Little Sister Is Complaining About Her Holiday Travel
Stocking Up on Raid After Seeing a Cockroach in Your Apartment
Hanging Up on a Family Skype Sesh
When Your BFF Is Drinking Too Much Wine Too Fast
When Dumping That Guy Named Kevin
"Kevin, you're such a disease."
Eating Your Favorite Frozen Trader Joe's Lunch
Trying to Cheer Up a Just-Dumped Friend
Explaining Why First Dates Never Call Again
The Only Holiday Greeting You Need
