Be excited for Fifty Shades of Grey [1], but not too excited. Star Jamie Dornan disclosed [2] that we will not be seeing his penis on the big screen: "There were contracts in place that said that viewers wouldn't be seeing my, um . . . my todger." Well, this is disappointing. At least we have some steamy reshoot pictures [3] to tide us over for a while and if you want, check out one of these other movies with full-frontal male nudity [4].