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Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From Kindergarten Cop?

Even though he is a police officer posing as a teacher, Kindergarten Cop's Mr. Kimble (Arnold Schwarzenegger) provides some of the most memorable lines of any onscreen educator. Add to that the fact that Schwarzenegger has an accent that's just begging to be imitated, and you have the perfect combination for an addictively quotable film. Check out some lines I've found myself repeating throughout the years, and then chime in with your favorites in the comments section!

  • "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" — Mr. Kimble
  • "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." — Joseph
  • "It's not a tumor!" — Mr. Kimble
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jadenirvana jadenirvana 5 years
It's not really a quote, but my favorite moment is when the school principal pantomimes Arnold punching the evil dad in the face. Classic!
cheechee524 cheechee524 5 years
Not only is 'who is your daddy, and what does he do?' amazing, but so are most of the responses. 'Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.'
cocoriss cocoriss 5 years
"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" — Mr. Kimble
Augustina Augustina 5 years
"It's not a tumor" said by Mr. Kimble is my favorite. Cracks me up everytime.
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