Kristen Wiig and @SteveCarell [1] team up to present Best Motion Picture - Animated. #GoldenGlobes [2] pic.twitter.com/456617TZCG [3]

— Golden Globe Awards (@goldenglobes) January 9, 2017 [4]

Kristen Wiig and Steve Carell were chosen to present one of the most innocent Golden Globe Awards, but things quickly took a dark turn. Before announcing which animated film would join this year's list of winners [5], each presenter took a turn remembering the first animated film they had ever seen . . . and the horrifying childhood experience that accompanied it. We'll hold off on spoiling the punchlines, because Wiig and Carell's delivery is far better than anything we could write here.