The Internet has been abuzz today at the news that a sequel to the 1986 cult classic Labyrinth is in the works. Variety let the tidbit slip [1] in an article about Billy Crystal joining another Jim Henson movie, Which Witch, but apparently it's not true. That's right, fold up your David Bowie shirt because Entertainment Weekly says [2] there's no such reboot happening. The Jim Henson Company is working on a Fraggle Rock movie and a Dark Crystal sequel, but we already knew that. Sorry, folks.