On the day when we celebrate Hollywood's finest, let's also take a moment to celebrate its worst. The 2009 Razzies were presented on Saturday, dinging The Love Guru with the title of Worst Picture and putting three separate awards in Paris Hilton's hands.
Hilton was named both Worst Actress and Worst Supporting Actress, plus she nabbed a share of Worst Screen Couple for The Hottie and the Nottie. Meanwhile, The Love Guru ended up with three total awards as well, adding Worst Actor and Worst Screenplay to its haul. Amazingly, The Happening emerged unscathed, despite its four nominations.
To check out a full list of (dubious) honorees, just
The Love Guru
Mike Myers, The Love Guru
Paris Hilton, The Hottie and the Nottie
WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Pierce Brosnan, Mamma Mia!
WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Paris Hilton, Repo: The Genetic Opera
WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore, The Hottie and the Nottie
WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIPOFF, OR SEQUEL
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Uwe Boll, 1968: Tunnel Rats, In the Name of the King, and Postal
The Love Guru, written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy
WORST CAREER ACHIEVEMENT