There's no review of Magic Mike XXL that can tell you if the movie is good or bad — it's the kind of movie that you already know whether you want to see it. And if you want to see it, trust me: you will enjoy it, unless every piece of you that likes to have fun has died. Most of all, Magic Mike XXL will make you feel; sitting down in that theater will launch you into a range of emotions, whether it's over the guys reuniting and hanging out, the dancing [1], or the excellent music choices [2]. If you have just seen the movie, it's time to go back and talk about how each twist and turn made you feel. In GIFs. (Spoilers ahead!)
When Mike Is Making an Honest Living For Himself
When It Seems Like Mike Is Still With Brooke
When Tarzan Says Dallas Dies
When We Find Out That Dallas Didn't Die but Was Just Written Out
The door needs to be open for McConaughey in Magic Mike 3.
When Your First Look at Joe Manganiello Is His Butt
When "Pony" Starts Playing
When Mike Busts Out an Entire Sexy Scene While Also Using Power Tools
When BDR Tries to Say That Backstreet Boys Are Superior to *NSYNC
When BDR Rocks Out to "I Want It That Way"
Redeemed. A little.
When the Boys Hit a Drag Show and Work the Runway
When Amber Heard's Character Is Introduced
When BDR Complains About Not Getting Any
When Tobias Crashes the Fro-Yo Van
When Mike Admits That He's Single Now Because He Proposed to His Girlfriend From the First Movie and She Said No
Hey, there is effort in that explanation.
When You Start to Realize, "Wait, Joe Manganiello Is Really Funny"
When Jada Frenches Channing Instead of Saying Hello
When You're Getting a Tour of Jada Pinkett Smith's Weird Pleasure House
When You Realize That Crazy-Cut Stripper Is Michael Strahan
When Donald Glover Shows Up and Freestyles a Custom Sex Ballad
When tWitch Does a Dance So Intricate Even Channing Tatum Is Blown Away
When Channing Tatum Does the Most Seductive Striptease at Domina
THIS is what Fifty Shades of Grey needed.
When Channing Tatum FINALLY Takes His Shirt Off
When Ken Starts Serenading That Bored Housewife With "Heaven"
When Amber Heard's Character Conveniently Keeps Showing Up
When Andie MacDowell Turns Out to Be BDR’s "Glass Slipper"
When Jada and Elizabeth Banks Have a Little Moment
When the Guys Finally Take the Stage at the Convention
When Matt Bomer Slinks His Way Through "How Does It Feel"
When BDR's Wedding Skit Comes to Life
When It Turns Into a Sexy BDSM Dance to "Closer"
When Jada Is Basically Like, "You Need to Be on Birth Control For This Next Dance"
When the Mirror Dance Starts
Channing's Every Move in the Mirror Dance
Amber Heard's Face Through the Whole Mirror Dance
AMBER HEARD IS ALL OF US.
When the Credits Roll
