While we're still a little bummed that Matthew McConaughey [1] didn't make a cameo in Magic Mike XXL, we're not above totally worshipping his moves as Dallas in the original. (Of course, there are still plenty of talented dancers in the sequel [2].) McConaughey turns 46 this week, meaning it's a time of celebration! We're using his special day as an excuse to trot out Dallas's 11 best moments in Magic Mike. Enjoy, ladies of Tampa and beyond.

This Epic Gyration

This Self-Caress

This Rule-Making

This Thrust Training

This Patriotic March

This Confident Nod

This Stage Slap

This Pants Removal

This Selfless Offering to the Crowd

This Triumphant Reveal

And Most of All: This Butt