Think your holiday season has been lame? Miley Cyrus [1] can top you. Her unexpected new release makes it abundantly clear that she's really over Christmas. It's called "My Sad Christmas Song," and it's exactly what it sounds like — really sad and kind of beautiful. It doesn't showcase her vocal talent as well as her recent cover of "Silent Night," [2] but it's still a good song. Just don't play it around the kids, because she definitely mentions bongs. Merry Christmas!