There's really no way to prepare oneself for a new season of American Horror Story [1]. Sure, you can read all the articles in the world [2], but that doesn't mean you're ready to see Schmidt from New Girl being raped with a conical drill-bit dildo. To be perfectly honest, no one should be ready to see that. Still, when you sign up to watch one of TV's most disturbing shows, you have to anticipate that there's going to be some weird stuff. After all, American Horror Story has a long history [3] of showing bloody, inhumane sequences. Heck, even the actors get freaked out [4]. Now that Hotel has concluded, here are the 50 moments from this season that we'll never, ever be able to get out of our heads.
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When the First Monster Comes Out of the Mattress
When the Swedish Tourist Is Getting Her Blood Drained in the Bathroom
When Gabriel Is Raped by That Fleshy Thing With a Conical Dildo
When We See That Couple Impaled and Precariously Glued Together
When Scarlett Walks In on Those Dudes Crucified With Their Organs Ripped Out
When the Countess and Donovan Have an Insane Blood Orgy
When Sally Sews Gabriel Into the Mattress
When John Sees Those People Banging in His Shower
When Tristan Cuts His Own Face to Get Out of Working
When Tristan Bites Into That Maggot-Infested Sandwich
When Mr. March Shoots a Hole in That Hooker's Head
When Sally Gnashes Her Own Teeth Out
When Mr. March Slashes That Girl to Death While Raping Her
When Mr. March Shoots Miss Evers Then Slices His Own Throat
When Tristan Stabs His Grindr Date in the Neck
When Gabriel Grabs Claudia From Out of the Mattress
Then When He Stabs Her Over and Over
When You See Those Reporters' Tongues Nailed Into Their Desks
When Claudia Appears All Bloody and Half-Naked
When the Countess Shoots a Hole in Mo's Head
When Donovan Opens His Own Vein to His Mother
When Ricky Smashes That Tourist's Head in With a Lamp
When John Lowe Sees His Room Is Literally Bleeding
When Holden Feeds ON the Dog
When Dahmer Drills Into That Guy's Head
When the Devil's Night Diners Stab That Man to Death
When Alex Is Chugging Blood Bags in the Hospital Closet
When That Vampire Kid Murders His Own Parents, Then the Whole School
When the Countess Slits Liz Taylor's Coworkers' Throats
When Iris Butchers That Hipster Couple With a Corkscrew
When Kara's Body Is Decomposing in the Bathtub
When the Swedish Ghosts Brutally Murder "Some Stupid Guy With a Big Hard-On"
When We See the Televangelist With His Guts Spilled on the Alter
When the Swedish Ghosts Have a Crazy, Bloody Three-way With John
When the Countess Slashes Tristan's Throat
When We Meet the Countess's Baby, Batholomew
When Those Zombie-Vampires Are Unleashed Into the Hotel
Then Why They Feed on Marcy the Realtor
When Wren Steps in Front of the Bus
When John Finds the Room of Preserved Organs
When John Realizes He's the Killer
When John Stabs His Partner
When There's a Straight-Up Porn Shooting Upstairs
When Donovan Rocks Out to "Hotline Bling"
Then When Iris and Liz Taylor Come Raging In, Guns Blazing
When Sally Digs the Bullets Out of The Coutness
When Sally Shoots Up That Guy in His D*ck
Then When She Stitches Herself to Him and His Girlfriend
When James March Kills Our Dear Queenie
When The Countess Slits Liz Taylor's Throat
