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"The Office" Recap: Episode 19, "The Negotiation"

"The Office" Recap: Episode 19, "The Negotiation"

This week's episode of "The Office" focused on courage and heroism, with Dwight defending Jim from Roy with pepper spray and Michael realizing that he could demand a higher salary. There were tons of hilarious moments — I'm particularly tickled by the antagonism between Toby and Michael — so check out my highlights from "The Negotiation" and then tell me: What were your favorite quotes?

  • "I was lucky Dwight was there. And Roy was lucky that Dwight only used pepper spray, not the nunchucks or throwing stars." — Jim, as Dwight's hidden weapons are revealed
  • When Jim offers Dwight a gift of thanks, Dwight replies, "Citizens do not accept prizes for being citizens."
  • "Are you wearing lady clothes?" — Darryl
    "No, this is a power suit." – Michael
  • "Negotiations are all about controlling things, about being in the driver’s seat. And make one tiny mistake, you’re dead. I made one tiny mistake. I wore a woman’s clothes." — Michael

For the rest of the highlights,

  • "When I heard Jim and Pam had kissed, my reaction was to have lots of long talks with Jim about our feelings. Roy just attacked him. I’m not sure which one Jim hated more." –Karen
  • "Here’s the straight dope, no tricks, no Wikipedia." –Michael, leveling with Darryl about salaries
  • Michael, on the perks of his job: "Every year I get a $100 gas card. Can't put a price tag on that."
  • "Hey, I'd rather kill myself." — Michael, after Jan suggests Toby be present for the salary negotiations
  • Michael, negotiating with Jan: "You give me a good raise, or no more sex.”
    He then turns to Toby: “What are you writing, perv ball?"
  • "This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial." – Toby
  • "It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed." –Michael in response to Jan asking him what's wrong
  • "You know who's a real hero? Hiro from 'Heroes.' Also, Bono." — Dwight, on his office heroics

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kscincotta kscincotta 10 years
I love how dry Toby is. The scenes with Kelly and Ryan were the best. But hands down, the best part was at the end when they cut to frozen Jim in the bathroom after seeing Angela and Dwight. His expression was priceless.
Classy-Amelia Classy-Amelia 10 years
OMG. I loved every part of yesterday's The Office. It was hilarious. Just soo outrageous on what they do. I loved the scene between Ryan and Kelly. Hilarious.
lkimberlyl lkimberlyl 10 years
"Yeppers." "What did I tell you about 'Yeppers'?" "Jennifer Hudson Usher Kapoor" or was it "Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapoor"? hahaha either is funny!
Luxifer Luxifer 10 years
I really like Tobey. Poor guy. I also loved that little scene between Kelly and Ryan. I love Ryan!
crispet1 crispet1 10 years
Mainly, OMG I didnt even think of that!!
Mainly-Obsessed Mainly-Obsessed 10 years
This was a good episode...the only thing i'm kiiiiind of upset about is that now, both Pam and Jim know about Angela and Dwight's relationship, but both have promised not to say a word. Maybe it's a bit more minor than I thought it was...but think of the comedy that could have come from that
Speedbump Speedbump 10 years
I laughed when Jan said on the phone, "What did I tell you about yeppers?"
blogsap blogsap 10 years
hehe it was a good, laugh out loud show. i liked the comment at the end when michael said something about another perk for working at D-M is "sleeping w/ jan"
Linda-McP Linda-McP 10 years
Loved all of Michael's insights into how to negotiate, especially about not speaking first; he just couldn't pull that off when negotiating with Darryl. And, I'm still laughing about the "power suit."
crispet1 crispet1 10 years
It was as pretty good eppy, not as great as Id hoped for though.
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