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"The Office" Rundown: Episode 2, Dunder-Mifflin Infinity

"The Office" Rundown: Episode 2, Dunder-Mifflin Infinity

In this week's episode of "The Office," Ryan returns to the Scranton branch to explain that Dunder-Mifflin is becoming faster, younger and more efficient with a new website and new technologies, like BlackBerrys for every employee. Michael decides these ideas are ageist and opts for an old-fashioned way of making business connections. Meanwhile, there's trouble between Dwight and Angela, and Jim and Pam "come out." To see some of the things that I liked best about this week's episode, and to add your own thoughts,

  • I love how bitter and childish Toby acts about Pam and Jim's relationship, saying they don't need to sign the paperwork because theirs just a casual thing.
  • Andy: "Jim Halpert’s off the market. Guess who just became the best looking single guy in the office."
  • Pam reads off Michael's list of "that's what she said" setup lines: "'Can you make that straighter? That job looks hard. You should put your mouth on that.' How can you use that one naturally?"
    Michael: "Blowing up balloons, I thought."
  • Dwight pulls a cat out from under his coat. "He’s a feral barn cat! I trapped him last night and I’m giving him to you as a replacement cat for the one I destroyed."
    Angela: "Her name was Sprinkles."
    Dwight: "And this one’s name is Garbage."
    When Angela leaves, Dwight throws the cat into another office.
  • Jim points out that Dunder-Mifflin already has a website, one that says "Under construction. Coming Christmas 2002!"
  • Phyllis: "Sorry, I didn’t know you guys were in here."
    Jim: "Oh, we’re just sitting here."
    Phyllis: "Oh. I couldn’t see your hands."
  • "We have a date!" Kelly squeals after she tricks Ryan into going to dinner with her by telling him she’s pregnant
  • Michael says he would have printed out new photos for his ageism presentation, but there was no more ink left in the printer. Cut to Creed's new ink-black hair.
  • Michael: "Why do we as a society hate old people so much?"
    Creed: "Because they’re lame."
  • Angela breaks up with Dwight saying "I will leave your toothbrush on top of your tire tomorrow morning."
  • The new young "almost 30" Creed, to Ryan: "Hey bra, I been meaning to ask you, can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy’s gotta ride the Bull, am I right? Later, skater."
  • Michael, talking to one of his former clients about children: "Ah, they grow up so fast. I have a few of my own that I want someday."
  • Michael: "Life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake."

What did you think of this week's "Office"?

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kscincotta kscincotta 9 years
The actors who play Kelly, Ryan and Toby are all writers for the show, and the actor playing Ryan is also a producer, I believe.
awteena awteena 9 years
isn't kelly one of the writers for the show? i love her!
cubachi cubachi 9 years
I need more Creed. How great is his character?! As for Kelly, she is hysterical in this episode. Faking pregnancy for a date with your ex is extreme by all means. Poor Toby, when will he get any luck in love?
krisrenjen krisrenjen 9 years
the Office just gets better and better..I love this show!
koolbr33z3 koolbr33z3 9 years
I thoroughly enjoyed this episode. Kelly's skanky dress and crazy makeup cracked me up!
malzie89 malzie89 9 years
sandri sandri 9 years
It was a funny episode but driving into a river was a bit much. I also didn't get the whole "magic being gone" convo between Jim & Pam. But I guess they were alluding to the public thinking that. Jim was so cute when he said, "He can't have ANY girl he wants"!
shleamg shleamg 9 years
Kelly is the funniest character on the show! Loved the scene of her shaking her head after she told Ryan she was preggers! Also, Ryan is more annoying than ever. Can't wait for the episode when he gets put in his place- you know it is coming!
Francesca-Fiore Francesca-Fiore 9 years
The woman that plays Kelly is unbelievably hilarious! I loved how Ryan has morphed into this total jerk- I feel like I could easily see that transformation taking place, he had the seeds of jerk-dom last season. Bragging about how much he pays for his haircut... that was great. He's the perfect sleazy, snotty young boss character. And the hitting on Pam thing was great.
Chica8a Chica8a 9 years
"I guess he can't get any girl he wants" awwww when he said this he made me smile :) Jim is such a cute luvable boyfriend! I dont know why that line didnt show up in my previous post!
Chica8a Chica8a 9 years
another great episode ... seriously so hard to decide on any fave part ... i luved it all. JIM and Pam and Rayan asking Pam out ... hahaha Ryan <<<"I guess he can't get any girl he wants">>> awwww when he said this he made me smile :) Jim is such a cute luvable boyfriend!
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 9 years
yes, Kelly was the best part of the show - "oh Ryan is coming today?" when they are hanging the banner... in his slutty dress... - the way she said no to the camera when she told Ryan she was pregnant - the "it-s a date" and the "why not?" part -and that she didn't understand why Ryan was mad at her for lying saying that she was pregnant.
Lizzle Lizzle 9 years
I didn't even make the connection between the printer ink and Creed's dye job. That's hilarious! I also loved Michael's bit about his heart soaring on the wings of eagles...that's how I felt too!
nina_e nina_e 9 years
Love this show, stopped watching Grey's started wathing the office. There are just so many funny parts
ddene5713 ddene5713 9 years
OH MY GOD! how could i forget... when phyllis was trying to figure out how to type on her funny. and michael trying to imitate ryan using his. woo.
james-bond-girl james-bond-girl 9 years
Creed was definitely one of my favorite characters this episode, he's so bizarre...and as for Ryan's new snotty attitude, eh not a huge fan but he never was one of my favorites. I was cringing when Mr. Dunder was in the office and Michael was pretty much insulting him and then shoving him out the door haha...Michael driving into the lake and then hardly being able to swim to shore when he's only a foot from it? Priceless.
amybdk amybdk 9 years
I had a stupid grin plastered on my face the entire episode! I love this show!
Lindsb Lindsb 9 years
:rotfl: @ 'the former Yugoslavia'
ddene5713 ddene5713 9 years
i loved the scene with ryan and pam and jim watching on the side... i felt so awkward for ryan. haha. and i LOVED creed saying he's going to be 30 soon. buahahah.
Molly Molly 9 years
Kelly was the best part of the episode! I think she's hilarious.
genvessel genvessel 9 years
also... classic jim... "i guess he can't get any girl he wants" my roommate and i HOWLED at that one. also, when michael drove into the lake and dwight valiantly saved him.... in 2feet of water. i miss the 30 minute episodes, just because the rhythm of michael's ridiculousness seems harder to maintain at an hour. but i still love the office. to infinity and beyond.
akosijen akosijen 9 years
it totally got giddy when Pam comes back to kiss Jim on the cheek after she gets him a soda, and he says "How dare you!". They are TOO cute!
WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
I liked this episode much more than the first one. Except I thought that the driving into the lake thing was SO DUMB. I posted a blog with some of my favorite bits already, but I'll copy them here... Andy: "You should call it Dunder Mifflinfinity." Angela: "I heard a joke today." Dwight: "Oh, that's very funny." Angela: "Yes. It was." Michael, about his exchange student brother: "He went back to what is now known as the former Yugoslavia." Andy, about Ryan: "He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like."
Alleigh Alleigh 9 years
Loved the "I couldn't see your hands" comment. Priceless!
tati33 tati33 9 years
I liked the last 5 minutes..which is what I watched because I was watching Grey's!
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