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The Office, "Sabre": Best Lines of the Night

The Office, "Sabre": Best Lines of the Night

The Office is finally back this week (and I don't mean with a weak clip show). Dunder-Mifflin has been bought out by a company called Sabre, which means some ch-ch-changes for Michael and the rest of the crew. We get a couple of celebrity cameos, a little Pam and Jim awkwardness, and most importantly — the invention of the "suckit."

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  • "Have you tried making everything smaller?" — Creed
    You can always count on Creed to make a totally offbeat comment, and this time his unhelpful remark is directed at Pam and Oscar as they try to repack Gabe's box of office equipment.
  • "Erin, scissor me please." — Michael
    "Beer me" has always been one of my favorite phrases to come out of Dunder-Mifflin, but Michael takes it to a new level here. I particularly loved the look of awe and horror on Pam's face.
  • "There is a small part of me that is actually very excited about this new company. But 70 percent of me is water, and the other part, the real part, the part that has feelings and emotions and thoughts and makes decisions, and, if I can be crass, makes babies. . . that part thinks that all of these changes suck ba---." — Michael
    Michael's speeches can be pretty hit or miss, but I really enjoyed this one about the new office repertoire, especially because the cut to commercial could not have been more perfectly timed.
  • "Have you ever tasted a rainbow? At Sabre, you will." — Christian Slater
    That's right, Christian Slater makes a cameo and delivers one of the best lines of the night. 'Nuff said.
  • "Is this because Jim walked in on you going to the bathroom?" — Pam
    In general I've been finding most of the Pam and Jim baby stuff to be a little dull, but I totally cracked up when Pam just went for it at the daycare interview.

What did you think of this week's episode? I thought it had a few chuckles without going over the top, but I wasn't exactly in stitches. Did I miss any great one-liners?

Oh, and if you want to keep the conversation going, be sure to check out The Office community group!

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Pistil Pistil 7 years
I also liked seeing David Wallace out of the office and slightly more pathetic than Michael. I'm still waiting for Andy and Erin to get together.
runningesq runningesq 7 years
I love the new David Wallance. Hilarious.
filmgirl81 filmgirl81 7 years
Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock are making me laugh a bit more this season, but I really liked the line from Michael, "Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate."
nina_e nina_e 7 years
After 15 episodes of season 6, finally a funny show....finally!!! SUCK IT!!
lwimbush lwimbush 7 years
andy & erin are so funny. i'm rooting for them.
DeppObsession DeppObsession 7 years
Great episode last night! Laughed at all those lines. Loved Andy's song and the pronunciation of Sabre :)
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