Listen, if the women of Orange Is the New Black [1] are going to sing a Christmas carol, they're going to put their own spin on it. That's exactly what they've done here for "Holidays at Litchfield," a festive video to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." As you might imagine, their gifts aren't exactly pear trees and turtledoves. Watch below for a dose of holiday cheer and a reminder that OITNB will return next year.