Keeping track of every storyline on Orange Is the New Black [1] is practically a full-time job. There are all of the will-they-or-won't-they relationships [2] (*cough* Piper and Alex *cough*), the hilarious ups and downs between friends [3], and, oh yeah, the shocking deaths [4], tear-jerking scenes [5], and jaw-dropping cliffhangers. It's a lot. Thankfully, the brilliant minds at Netflix decided to recap every season thus far in anticipation of the new episodes [6] with a handy video. The only catch? All of the characters are made of yarn. It's the weirdest (and also cutest?) thing you'll watch today.