Rami Malek has the ability to turn any everyday situation into a mysterious and meaningful existential dilemma. Generally known for his even-keeled disposition and deadpan humor — and, well, his good looks [1] — the actor recently visited the trendy Museum of Ice Cream [2] at the behest of Jimmy Kimmel, who wanted to see what would happen when Mr. Robot met Mister Softee. While at the museum, Malek recalls a traumatic childhood experience wherein the ice cream man maniacally stalks him — except Malek is the ice cream man. It gets weird. The bigger trauma, however, is revealed to be his lactose intolerance. Watch the delightfully strange segment in its entirety above.