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Review and Recap of The Office Episode "Double Date"

The Office, "Double Date": Best Lines of the Night and Video!

I knew it was going to be hard to top the koi pond incident (and those Halloween costumes), but I was glad to see this week's The Office return to the storyline with new paramours Michael and Helene. This time, Pam is actually coming around to the idea of her mother dating her boss, but per his usual protocol, Michael is ready with a few blunders to messy things up. We also had a friendly competition between Andy and Dwight and — naked photos? Tsk, tsk Kelly. It's called subtle sexuality, key word being subtle.

Michael provided my favorite quote of the evening, but take a look at my list (spoilers!), and then weigh in with your own favorite zingers.

  • "If you clench your buttocks together when you're walking, you can really take the pressure off your knees."—Dwight
    The who-can-outdo-each-other's-politeness competition between Dwight and Andy was pretty hilarious. Of course neither of their intentions were pure — Dwight wants to be kind so everyone owes him and he can unseat Jim as co-manager; Andy does it...well, pretty much because he has to be better than everybody else.
  • For more funny lines, plus a video of the parking lot brawl between Michael and Pam,


  • "The chicken parm is good. It was a big part of my childhood. Oh, maybe Michael will start dating that too."—Pam
    Yep, this week saw the return of the Michael and Helene's romance, when he takes his new girlfriend out to a birthday lunch with Pam and Jim. I'm glad the writers reintroduced it, but obviously Pam doesn't share my same enthusiasm.

  • "The only time you should care about a woman's age is if she's too young for you. And I am not robbing the cradle. If anything, I'm robbing the grave."—Michael
    Ah Michael, always so sensitive to a woman's feelings. I loved watching him gradually panic as he realized Helene was older than expected. But dumping her on her birthday, in front of Pam and Jim? That was low, even for him. Such an ageist. Pam exacts her revenge though by beating him up. Check out the video of their showdown:

  • "What if Dwight dies and I still owe him something? That is the recipe for a ghost."—Andy
    Can't blame Andy. I wouldn't want the ghost of Dwight Schrute after me either.

  • "What a waste of a day. I could've grown poison mushrooms that would've been this high by now."—Dwight
  • Dwight feels bummed that he couldn't get back at Jim — all that work going to New York just for bagels! — but I'm sure he'll concoct something for the next episode to take Jim down. Perhaps that's what the mushrooms are for?

  • "I saw my life flash before my eyes. I have four kids, and I have a hover car and a hover house. My wife is a runner and it shows."—Michael
    Such a dreamer that Michael. After Pam slaps him across the face for calling things off with her mom, he starts imagining his future. I was really hoping that they'd drag out the coupling between him and Helene for at least a couple more episodes — do you think their romance is really dunzo?

What did you think of this week's installment? Were you sort of pulling for a relationship between Michael and Helene? Tell me (along with your favorite lines) in the comments.


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tiffsniff tiffsniff 7 years
I hate to say it, but I think The Office jumped the shark this week. There were a few funny parts, but the rest of it was RIDICULOUS, even by Office standards. It's time for them to wrap things up and call it quits.
Fellora Fellora 7 years
I did not like this episode. It's ridiculous that Pam hated her mom being with Micheal and then at the restaurant suddenly she's so happy for them. I agree with other posts that the Dwight/Andy storyline was annoying rather than funny. Only part I liked was Creed's line and at the end when Pam was going to punch Micheal.
suziryder suziryder 7 years
I hear you, snarkypants! I thought it was annoying too.
cs cs 7 years
Thought it was pretty good! Some funny lines.
snarkypants snarkypants 7 years
hahaha creed cracked me up! i thought the dwight/andy thing was pretty annoying actually.
DeppObsession DeppObsession 7 years
Awesome episode! Loved Dwight .. laughed soo hard during the "fight scene" .. man I love The Office :)
Pistil Pistil 7 years
I loved Dwight and Andy trying to out do each other. "Do not test my politeness".
myfairlady93 myfairlady93 7 years
My favorite moments were when Michael did the math wrong for Helene's age, Creed's line about the paper, and when Toby was teaching Pam how to punch and the looks Michael was giving in the background. Oh, and Parks and Recreation was amazing last night.
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