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Review and Recap of The Office Episode "Koi Pond"

The Office, "Koi Pond": Best Lines of the Night and Video!

This week's opening of The Office isn't necessarily a huge spooky surprise since we already got a peek at those costumed spoiler photos, but I still laughed through every minute of the intro. Jim's "Bookface" costume? A-ma-zing.

I sort of wished the rest of the episode followed suit with a Halloween theme, but that's OK, because we still get a great set up with Michael, Jim, and a lobby koi pond — not to mention a ton of quips that had me cackling. Check out my list of faves, and weigh in with your own!

  • "Kids, just remember suicide is never the answer . . . Why is Christmas the only holiday that can have a message?"—Michael
    It's bad enough that Michael Scott has the D*ck in a Box costume, but to wear it — and hang himself — in front of children?! That's even more hilariously inappropriate than usual for him. And am I totally off base, or is Ryan trying to be Edward Cullen?
  • Even more funny lines, plus that koi pond video, when you


  • "I date models — face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of 1 to Gisele? A nine. Pam's carrying our surrogate, because my girlfriend needed to keep her figure for Fashion Week."
    Andy and Pam are forced to make cold calls when their sales figures are low, and clients mistakenly think they're married. This is when things get really awkward, leading up to a belly kiss. We normally don't get much interaction between Andy and Pam, but I think they do well as foils.

  • "The custodian called again. Apparently a koi has died."—Erin
    I don't know why a koi pond is so funny to me, but I was giggling at the random jokes about Michael's mishap — yes, even Phyllis's lame, "Did you flounder?" 'Bout time the employees took a few shots at their bumbling boss. Then, when he gathers them into a meeting to make his "mocking" board, the insecurity really flies. Dwight's upset over his small nose, Angela's worried that she eats like a squirrel, and Meredith says she's embarrassed because she . . . had sex with a terrorist? (Um, did I read that right?!)

  • "The guy was like, Who are your five friends? And I was like, I don't even know . . . . I'm a total loser. Loooooser. Too far."—Michael
    I died over this one. Michael tries to save his embarrassment over the koi incident by making fun of himself, and instead, he comes across as pathetic. But "too far" was the real kicker for me.

  • "Jim is my enemy. But Jim is also his greatest enemy. And the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So Jim is my friend."— Dwight
    When the staff watches the security tape from the koi lobby and witnesses Jim actually letting Michael fall in, their loyalty swiftly changes. Dwight so confused, his mind gets blown. I am enjoying this new glimpse into the Michael and Jim work dynamic — by the end of the episode, it seemed like they might actually get along as comanagers. On the other hand, I have to say that I miss the days when Jim was the dude with a sweet crush who liked to pull pranks. Check out the actual video of Jim leaning out of the way:

  • "Oh, do you mean Marlon Wayans? Cause he is."— Erin
    Way to go Erin! I've always sort of viewed her as a background character, but she delivered several funny ones this week. (I'm also loving her right now thanks to her Subtle Sexuality music video.) Do you think the writers are really going to set her up with Andy? Pam seems to be pushing it in that direction — even comparing Andy to Marlon Brando — and I think it's brilliant.

What'd you think of this week's episode? Who wore your favorite costume? Would you like to see Andy and Erin take their relationship to the next level? (I wonder if Angela would get jealous . . . )


And don't forget that you can always head over to The Office! group in the BuzzSugar Community to dish about the show!

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LovelyLiLKatie LovelyLiLKatie 7 years
omg ryan as edward Cullen! too funny - i think he said something along the lines of he isn't portraying the vampire trend right now
JustKidding JustKidding 7 years
When Michael screams "Too far!" I nearly choked. I had to pause my DVR. I couldn't stop laughing. Funniest line of the night.
zeze zeze 7 years
After the costume and the suicide comment, I was waiting just for Michael to offer kids candy from his box...thankfully they didn't take it that far. And I thought Jim extra mean this time! Lovee Andy.
Marni7 Marni7 7 years
Great episode last night!
demarco11 demarco11 7 years
Whose you're worm guy??
Pistil Pistil 7 years
Thanks for the full video, that was hilarious!
sylviamcdanyel sylviamcdanyel 7 years
I love Andy. I hope he hooks up with Erin.
kgr3p18 kgr3p18 7 years
so i loved the line that michael says about how he wished jim had fallen into the pond instead and he would have had to walk around in michael's extra suit and he would have looked ridiculous, then changes his mind and decides he would still look good. it was hilarious to me for some reason!
Lindsb Lindsb 7 years
I get so excited for the Halloween episodes.. kinda bummed I didn't see more costumes! I loved Jim's Book Face and Kelly's!
flowergirl flowergirl 7 years
Yes Ryan was definitely dressed as Edward Cullen!
kimmieb124 kimmieb124 7 years
This week's episode was hilarious! I thought the opening was the funniest part, and I agree that I would have liked to have seen a Halloween theme for the rest of the episode. Nevertheless, the koi pond theme did not disappoint!
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