When Rihanna's "B*tch Better Have My Money" was released in March, you had to know an insane music video was on the way. It's here, and it is bonkers. A few warnings: Do not watch this at work. Do not watch this if you are offended by nudity or violence. Do not watch this if you don't like tales of revenge and poolside fun. All the rest of you, this is the best video ever. You'll be asking yourself things like, "Why is Eric Roberts in this?" and "Is that Hannibal?" Yes, yes it is. Check it out for the first time — of many.