It's time to celebrate one of the greatest cats in TV history: Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch [1]. Salem was, of course, a human trapped in a cat's body, but that didn't stop him from being adorable, sassy, and undeniably quotable. Read ahead for all the iconic Salem moments that you can apply to your everyday life.
When Someone Asks If You Need Anything
When You're Having a Crisis
When Your Roommate Asks If You Ate All the Leftovers
When Someone Asks Why You Eat So Much
When Someone Asks You Why You Eat So Much and You're Having a Rough Day
When You're Depressed and Having a Netflix Marathon
When You're Having a Bad Hair Day
When You Can't Fit Into Your Favorite Pair of Skinny Jeans
Actually, Just, Whenever You Feel Like It
On Any Given Monday, Ever
When You Sob at The Notebook For the 100th Time
When You Find Out Your Crush Is Already Seeing Someone
When Someone Asks For Your Forgiveness
After a Really, Really Drunken Night
When Someone Asks Why You Talk So Much
When Someone Ignores You
When You Buy Yourself Cheese Fries
When Someone Says Something Mean and You're Looking For the Part Where You Asked Them For Their Opinion
Whenever There's Any Food in Front of You
When Your Friend Asks If You Want to Rage on Friday Night
When You're About to Get So Real
When Someone Asks You to Send Them Dirty Pictures
When You're Telling Off Your Greatest Enemy
Whenever You Get Invited to Anything Ever
When Your Friend Starts Whining About Literally Anything
When Anyone Compliments You About Anything
When You're Trying to Eat Right and Someone Suggests Pancakes
When You Develop a New Friend Crush
Whenever You Encounter a Group of Rowdy Children
When the Police Shut Down Your Party Because of Noise Complaints
When Any One of Your Friends Calls Someone Else Their Best Friend
When You See a Spider and Scream, and Your Friend Kills It For You
When Someone Tries to Limit You Because of Who You Are
When You Get a Little Fluffy During the Holiday Season
When Someone Asks About Your Greatest Fear
When Someone Says, "I'm a Dog Person"
When You Order Way Too Much Food and You Need an Eating Buddy
When You Suddenly Get a Burst of Energy on a Saturday Night
When Your Favorite TV Character Stays in Bed All Day and Eats Everything
