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Sawyer Has a Sassy Name for You, Too, Sunshine

Even if you don't have Freckles or Dimples, can't be deemed Pregnant Girl, Muttonchops or Gimpy McCrutch and think Cupcake, Sweet Cheeks and Hot Lips are kind of old, there's hope yet for you to get your very own Sawyer-approved nickname. ABC's Lost site is hosting a Sawyer Nickname Generator which asks you a few simple questions and then delivers your saucy nickname. Only drawback: there's no feature in which Sawyer himself sneers the name at you.

For a little extra fun, Lostpedia has a hilarious list of Sawyer's nicknames, along with that YouTube mash-up video of him slinging nicknames left and right. From Pippi Longstocking to Mr. Clean to Jimini Cricket, he really does have one for everybody.

Head over to the generator and then tell us what Sawyer nickname you were given! You can call me Rinse 'n' Repeat.

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posey posey 9 years
I got "Jumbotron"...I assume due to me entering that I was tall. However, it is hardly flattering. Sawyer is a real bastard. ;)
look-its-cath look-its-cath 9 years
Chairman Mao for me too. Fitting?
tooq2love tooq2love 9 years
"grasshopper" lol
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 9 years
Mondrian... I tried it a second time and got whitesnake.
mandatedfun mandatedfun 9 years
1) brainpan 2) sugarpop 3) rerun no, the questions are not particularly "deep", however i was expecting something with a little more zing!!
hotstuff hotstuff 9 years
Mine is Mathboy, haha he would call me that too just to tick me off!
dannysf dannysf 9 years
Sweet Cheeks. Boring.
kiddylnd kiddylnd 9 years
Quick Draw. :)
tchemp tchemp 9 years
Moonbeam and/or Mr. Hamilton
Ikandy Ikandy 9 years
I got peachfuzz...lmao @ chairman mao
gruaig_rua gruaig_rua 9 years
"Betty" :? And the second time was "Whitesnake".
catgirl1 catgirl1 9 years
I got "Einstein." I think I'll try again. :)
geebers geebers 9 years
Sand Dab? Then I was Quick Draw.
Food Food 9 years
"Chairman Mao" for me!
kgr3p18 kgr3p18 9 years
i got whiteout... not sure how i feel about that....
lily8206 lily8206 9 years
Um, 1st was Babar (which I toally agreed with what amh678 said above) so I did it again and got Imelda, which I don't understand, so thinking 3rd times a charm... and it gave me Pud. Babar, Imelda, Pud. I don't think Sawyer likes me!! ;) Haha
Ashfilm17 Ashfilm17 9 years
MILQUETOAST????? Luckily I did it twice! MOONBEAM! Much better
Pets Pets 9 years
"Moonbeam" for me!
jlr32phl jlr32phl 9 years
ummm..."Capt. Lou Albino"...what?!? haha
jasmint jasmint 9 years
Milquetoast, which I don't get, then Ladybug, which I'll take.
Renees3 Renees3 9 years
I got GrassHopper! WHAT lol I don't care, anything Sawyer wants to call me, I am A-OK!
mfern64 mfern64 9 years
radarkitty radarkitty 9 years
I got Picasso. Hmmm...
alynn alynn 9 years
I got 'sweetheart'. Can definitely live with that!
bluecanary bluecanary 9 years
I got "lightbulb". I must not be the brightest - I'm waiting for one to go on over my head (cause I have no clue what it means!) LOL!
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