If you love reality TV [1] and you're not watching Say Yes to the Dress, you're really missing out. TLC's flagship series is currently airing season 14, while its Atlanta-based sister show wrapped season nine in February. You don't have to be planning a wedding to say "I do" to the series that celebrates all things taffeta, sequined, and satin. Whether you have it on in the background while you're washing dishes or you eagerly await each new episode like Lazaro's Spring collection, if you've seen one episode, you'll relate to all of these typical Say Yes to the Dress moments. Take a look, and check out our guide to picking all the music for your own dream wedding [2].
Someone Compares Themselves to Royalty
Someone Makes a Really Awkward Sex Joke
Someone Gravely Misunderstands Their Role in the Selection Process
The Bride Is Stoked Trying On Her First Dress
A Straight Man Inevitably Appears and Is of No Assistance at All
Yeah, He Doesn't Even Know Where He Is Right Now
A Bride Is Very, Very Specific About What She Wants
Someone Struts
Lori and Monte Are Adorable
A Bride Tries On a Gown With a Transparent Corset
What is Pnina Tornai doing to us?
Monte Speaks the God's Honest Truth
The Bride's Dad Does NOT Approve
The Bride's Mom Has a Hard Time Keeping a Poker Face
And the Bride Sees Right Through It, Puncturing Her Poor Little Heart
The Bride Ends Up Way Above Her Budget
The Bride Makes This Face
Two Brides Set Up a Double Appointment and Someone Ends Up Crying
Someone Loves a Dress That the Bride Hates
Someone Gets Hangry
The Bride Gets Way Too Excited About Accessories
Someone Hugs Too Hard and Tears Their Dress
The Bride's Friends Say or Do Something Hurtful
Someone Hauls Out a Dusty Dress From the Way Back
And Lo and Behold, That's the Bride's Dream Gown
And She Cries
Because every great Say Yes to the Dress episode ends in tears.