If I told you to make up a theme song that would perfectly represent A Series of Unfortunate Events [1], well, you'd probably have no idea how to do that, but if you did, it might sound something like the opening number for Netflix's new series. Neil Patrick Harris [2], who stars in the show as Count Olaf, sings the tune, which warns viewers to "look away," a recurring theme in the books. After all, why would you want to expose yourself to such an atrocious story? "Atrocious" is a word that here means "disastrous, rotten, and ultimately terrible." Please enjoy!