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So I Married an Axe Murderer Movie Quotes

Buzz Lines: What's Your Favorite Quote From So I Married an Axe Murderer?

So I Married an Axe Murderer, the 1993 comedy starring Mike Myers as a beat poet, is a romance that's well-suited for a scary movie season. It's also a '90s classic, and one I revisit often, both to watch and just quote randomly (Charlie's poetry is as repeatable as the movie's dialogue). If you're a fan, chime in with your favorite lines from the movie after checking out some of my favorites below!

  • "Woman! Woe-man. Whoaaa-man. She was a thief, you gotta believe, she stole my heart and my cat." — Charlie
  • "Head! Pants! Now!" — Stuart
  • "Like so evil, that you would say it was ev-il, like it's the fru-its of the dev-il. Ev-il." — Charlie
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