It's time to talk about one of Supernatural's great, not-so-hidden treasures: Castiel, played by Misha Collins. Unlike the endlessly sassy Crowley [1], this is one superhuman entity who delivers a whole different kind of charm. So, maybe he doesn't quite stack up against all the badassery of the Winchester brothers [2], but that's kind of why we love him so much, right? To help celebrate one of the lord's most beloved angels, keep reading for the best Castiel moments in Supernatural history . . . then brush up on a few of the show's golden insults [3] when you're done.

When You're in the Middle of a Very Public Meltdown

When Your Friend Tries to Slut-Shame You After a 1-Night Stand

When a Hot Person Tries to Make a Pass at You and You Feel Like a Human Troll

When You Don't Got This

When You Finally Realize You Don't Got This

When You Drink, Like, a Whole Handle of Tequila and You Don't Get a Hangover

When You Overhear Someone Talking Sh*t About You

When You Finally Meet Your Crush and You're Trying to Think of Something Sexy to Say

When You Make a Self-Deprecating Joke and Your Friends Don't Laugh

When You See Your Bestie's Ex in Public

When You See the Most Perfect Booty in a Public Space

When You're Over 30 and Trying to Get In on Some Memes

When Your Slightly Shady Joke Backfires on You

When You Accidentally Step on Your Pet's Tail

When Grandma Gives You a Birthday Card With No Money in It

When Someone Doubts Your Ability to Finish That Whole Chipotle Burrito

When Your Pizza Finally Gets Delivered

When Your Friend's About to Do Something That's Clearly a Bad Idea

When It's the Middle of the Night and You're Wasted and All the Water in the World Seems to Have Gone Missing

When Nobody Seems to Listen to Your Life Advice, Like Ever

When You Check Your Bank Account and It Says You Have, Like, $4.81

When You've Got a Helicopter Parent Who Won't Accept Your Status as a Real Adult

When Someone's Like, "Not Today, Satan!"

When You Order a Latte With 4 Shots of Espresso and the Barista Looks at You Like You're Crazy

When You Cook Breakfast For All Your Hungover Pals

When You Give Up on Thinking of a Creative Halloween Costume

When You Return to Your Hometown After a Very Long Time Away

When You're Tired of Dealing With Your Own Garbage-Person Tendencies